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  • The most lame patent ever?

    Oh boy, what to say about this one.

    Hats off to inventor. What a stroke of genius.
    Hahahaha.

    An accessory device for use with a metal detector with means to amplify the low, barely audible audio output of the metal detector so that it can be easily heard with further means to dampen louder audio output signals causing those signals to be softer.
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  • #2
    The good old days when you could patent 7 components. This patent was for the "Depthmaster" and they sold lots of them. Only $69.95

    Here's a little info

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    • #3
      The Depthmaster worked pretty well and were popular for a while. It was sold both as an in-line box for existing headphones (I have one) or as complete headphones. Yes, incredibly simple and probably not a worth a patent. The diode clamp was probably the key element that made it even slightly patentable.

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      • #4
        You have to love such things. $69.95. Wow! Patent office must have been short staffed in those days. That circuit isn't even remotely patentable. Diode or no diode.

        The "depth master". Ooooh.... hahahaha!
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        • #5
          The diode also protects the phones in the event of a reversed battery connection. You blow the transistor instead. Very clever

          Eric.

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          • #6
            Very clever indeed.
            $69 in 1984 is equivalent in purchasing power to about $170 in 2020. That's one incredibly expensive diode.

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            • #7
              Pro's Agree, lol

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              • #8
                There's one on Fleabay at the moment, in Germany... You won't believe the asking price

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